Dahil ako na... ang mahilig mag-emote and mag-drama with my boys, boylets, exes, and other eklavu. At dahil gusto kong talbugan sina Catherine, Scarlet, Isadora, at ang bonggang-bonggang sina Madam Claudia Buenavista at Amor Powers, here are some of the lines I have uttered IN REAL LIFE in the recent past... Boy: I'm sorry, I can't take this kind of drama. Ria: I hope you won't regret letting me go. Ria: What do you want? Do you want me turn back time so you'd meet me first? Because I would if I could. Boy: I'm really sorry. Ria: Madali lang naman akong kausap. You don't want me enough? I'll move on the next guy. Boy: Good night! Ria: Is it presumptuous to think you like me? Coz I know you do. Boy:... Boy: I'm turned off by aggressive girls. Ria: Sorry naman. Pinanganak akong ganito. I can't let things happen to me, I make them happen. Ria: I know you like me. Break up with your girlfriend and I'll instantly be your girlfriend. Boy: I'm sorry I can't let her go. Ria: You want to continue dating her? Ok. You can have her, but I'll also have my other boys.…
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My Kuya is My Pimp
One of the major reasons why I don't have a boyfriend or date a lot of guys publicly (LOL!) is because my Kuya, along with most of my other maternal relatives, are judgmental and have way too many requirements for a potential bf. So I dated a guy last week and I made chika to Kuya about it, here's a geist of our chat: Ria: I'm dating this lawyer guy. Kuya: What does he look like? Ria: Average. Kuya: How about dats? (Dats is short for datung or money.) Ria: Heller! He's a lawyer? Kuya: Are you sure he's not poor? Mahirap na kung poor. LOL! Ria: He has cars and he's going to *somewhere expensive* next month. Kuya: Ah, ok. Boto ako dyan! LOLS! Seriously though, I won't ever date a guy again, if he doesn't have my Kuya's and Gwing's votes. It's just easier that way. Plus, I know they judge guys better than I do. They did hate my ex after all. They are tough judges, and I know they won't like just anybody for me. Gwing, for one, wants a nice guy for me. Somebody who's not a two timer, and would treat me nicely. Kuya…
From Friends to…
Sometimes you think you have chemistry with a person but when the relationship develops from friendship to more than friendship... WEIRD LANG! People always say the best relationships are found or starts out with friendship. There's this guy you see... we've been friends for months and I have been quite closey-closey to him thinking he wasn't and wouldn't be interested in something more. But lately... things have been different. I don't usually read between the lines or assume things but this one's different. I know, definitely know, he's interested. And it's weirding me out. We've been fine, very much ok, more than fine as friends, as buddies. Bakit kasi eh... I really don't get how we got from there to here, from being friends to this awkward place we're in right now. My friend is saying it must be my weight loss. (unsure) Maybe I am not really mature when it comes to these things. You see... I'm the kind of girl who categorizes guys. On this corner are my guy friends. If you get close enough to me, you are a close guy friend with whom I will probably never have any romantic eklavus with. And on the other…