Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's New Facebook Profile

BOOO! They took down her old and more accurate Facebook profile.

Anyhoo… here’s the new (not neccesarily better) Gloria Macapal-Arroyo Facebook Profile

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If it’s not clear… here’s a few notable tidbits about Gloria…
“Gloria is a dwarf with a mole.”

Activities: Cheating, lying, stealing, killing, and having long, meaningful conversations on the phone (Hello, Garci!)
Interests: increasing my wealth at the expense of, well, everyone
Favorite Music: Britney Spears, Wham!, Beethoven
Favorite Movies: Anything with Fernando Poe, Jr.
Favorite Books: The Prince, Mein Kampf, Gloria Wears Prada
Favorite Quotes: “That is the president’s voice, but that’s not the president speaking” – Mike Defensor
About Me: I’m sweet and charming, I pray constantly. I don’t have time for politics, I’m focused like a laser on keeping the economy running.

LOL!

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