My Kuya is My Pimp

One of the major reasons why I don’t have a boyfriend or date a lot of guys publicly (LOL!) is because my Kuya, along with most of my other maternal relatives, are judgmental and have way too many requirements for a potential bf.

So I dated a guy last week and I made chika to Kuya about it, here’s a geist of our chat:

Ria: I’m dating this lawyer guy.
Kuya: What does he look like?
Ria: Average.
Kuya: How about dats? (Dats is short for datung or money.)
Ria: Heller! He’s a lawyer?
Kuya: Are you sure he’s not poor? Mahirap na kung poor. LOL!
Ria: He has cars and he’s going to *somewhere expensive* next month.
Kuya: Ah, ok. Boto ako dyan!

LOLS!

Seriously though, I won’t ever date a guy again, if he doesn’t have my Kuya’s and Gwing‘s votes. It’s just easier that way. Plus, I know they judge guys better than I do. They did hate my ex after all. They are tough judges, and I know they won’t like just anybody for me.

Gwing, for one, wants a nice guy for me. Somebody who’s not a two timer, and would treat me nicely. Kuya has less complicated criteria, a decent-looking guy with monnies. Seriously, he did tell me he wouldn’t mind if I were somebody’s #2, provided they guy is rich. He’s just being practical, I guess. But I doubt if he means it. After all, we hate somebody with a passion, because he’s a two timing SOB.

So if any of you guys want to date me… you better impress Kuya and Gwing. Both of them, not just one of them, ok? Tough luck boys! Good luck! 😉

0 thoughts on “My Kuya is My Pimp

  1. Seriously, he did tell me he wouldn’t mind if I were somebody’s #2, provided they guy is rich. He’s just being practical, I guess.

    ^ Sana hindi talaga yan serious LOL. Wah. No no no.

  2. e si koya din wala pang gf so obvious na mataas ang standards. 😀

    just find a nice guy. more than dats, i think what’s important is that you have a connection and you can talk to him. in short dapat same level of intelligence or higher. baka kasi pag lower than yours e baka makawawa lang sya or ma-bore ka. =P you know? 🙂

    good luck finding the one for you! if only i had single guy friends. lahat kasi ng single friends ko girls =P

  3. ang lufeet! nosebleed.. your kuya knows whats best for you and your cousins as well, kaya lang, pwd babaan ang expectations?? hehehe… lolz. cheers

  4. tindi ng requirements ha ! sana babaan ang standard to “is an authentic male”…tapos na ! hehehehe!

    How about the other way around ? Don’t screen the guys and then just find fault or kilatisin once na kayo na ? Kasi feeling ko, even the most perfect person will be rejected (tignan mo kahit Pope, automatic reject yan… ay oo nga pala, kasi pari siya… LOL!)

    Kiddin aside, I wish you happiness… not the one from friends (marami ka na nun), but the one from having a bf. 😉

    Sugod na !

  5. Hanep din sa requirements.. parang yung sa nursing board examinations dami mong icomply ehehehhehee. Darating din yung guy na para sa’yo Ria

  6. a seriuos?i cannot think of you dating with me. im not sure if im correct with anything like this. where does you want to do on a date?

  7. Benta kuya mo. hahaha. He’s practical..
    ‘Seriously, he did tell me he wouldn’t mind if I were somebody’s #2, provided they guy is rich. ‘

    hahaha. ganiyan din ung sinasabi sakin ng tita ko. :))

  8. grabe nmn.. d kaya napaka underestimating ang dating pag sabi ng ‘mahirap na kng poor’?? hehe.

    babaan konte ang standards, or else u will end up with no one. lol. juz kidding. 🙂

    goodluck! hihi 😉

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