Dahil ako na… ang mahilig mag-emote and mag-drama with my boys, boylets, exes, and other eklavu. At dahil gusto kong talbugan sina Catherine, Scarlet, Isadora, at ang bonggang-bonggang sina Madam Claudia Buenavista at Amor Powers, here are some of the lines I have uttered IN REAL LIFE in the recent past…

Boy: I’m sorry, I can’t take this kind of drama.
Ria: I hope you won’t regret letting me go.

Ria: What do you want? Do you want me turn back time so you’d meet me first? Because I would if I could.

Boy: I’m really sorry.
Ria: Madali lang naman akong kausap. You don’t want me enough? I’ll move on the next guy.

Boy: Good night!
Ria: Is it presumptuous to think you like me? Coz I know you do.
Boy:…

Boy: I’m turned off by aggressive girls.
Ria: Sorry naman. Pinanganak akong ganito. I can’t let things happen to me, I make them happen.

Ria: I know you like me. Break up with your girlfriend and I’ll instantly be your girlfriend.

Boy: I’m sorry I can’t let her go.
Ria: You want to continue dating her? Ok. You can have her, but I’ll also have my other boys.

Boy: I appreciate everything that you have done for me.
Ria: I am not usually this way. But I have gone out of my way to do these things. Because I know we can be truly happy with each other. I did what I could to be happy. I wish you can say the same thing, but I know you can’t. You’re not happy and you won’t be happy with her.

Boy: You have a month to move on.
Ria: I am hoping, and I will hold on to that hope, that when you come back you will choose me. But I am also hoping that I am still there for you when you choose me.

And a nugget of wisdom… Guys who don’t like assertive and strong girls are immature, insecure, and have no balls.

At dahil dyan… AKO NA! RAWRRR!

PS Ang tao, teleserye, pelikula, o kantang magnanakaw ng mga linyang ito… ay makakatikim ng isang malupit na RAWRRR!!!